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Field Trip Puns

A list of puns related to "Field Trip"

But it seemed like a Phishing attempt to me

I should've made my wife turn right.

Because he already had super vision.

Yesterday I was telling my dad about a recent university field trip and the conversation went something along the lines of:

Me: This guy was showing us around his paddock. He was a bit weird. He was sort of like a little gnome-man.

Dad: Aah, so you were in gnome-man's land?

Some of the kids attending are:

Sally Buckteeth and her family of farmers, Larry the Lefty and his fam of circus freaks, And Johnny no-feet and his family of midgets. They were all excited for their tour of the dairy farm, and the CEO himself stood up to speak: "OK, everyone, a few ground rules: due to the industrial nature of the farm, mandatory steel-toed boots and a minimum height requirement are in effect." The assistant pipes up- "Sir, one of the kids can't attend the trip!" CEO- "Oh no, which one?"

The assistant replied, " Little Johnny, the one that lacks toes and taller aunts."

My sister took my dad on a field trip. He was reading a list of parent volunteers and saw another dad was called Mr. Pickle. So of course he says, 'Wow, he must be a really big pickle!' The kids just stared at him and Mr. Pickle was behind him, very tall and giving him a scary look. My dad mumbles, '-it's for the kids.' This is why my sister doesn't take our parents on field trips.

Me: What did they have at the farm?

Son: Pumpkins and gourds.

Me: Did you get to pick one out to take home?

Son: I got a gourd because it looked cool. /shows us multi colored, striped gourd

Me: Gourd for you!

Son: /slightly confused... Yes, I got this gourd.

Me: So... would you say you had a ... gourd time?

Wife: /groans

Son: Ya, I had a gourd time.

Wife: /groans again.

Wife: Really?!

Me: He gets these jokes now. He's all... gourd up now.

Wife: STOP!

Son: Oh, gourd!

He then replied. "It's only spf 15, but if you put it on 3 times it's like spf 45."

He faceplanted.

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

Because it was a field trip.

A little context: I'm driving around in Yellowstone with my dad and my girlfriend. My dad went on a three week cross country ski winter camping trip when he was 17 in Yellowstone. We are currently talking about whether or not it is important to carry bear spray.

Dad: "Did I ever tell you about that time I woke up a bear on my ski trip?"

Me: "What?! No, that's crazy, what happened?"

Dad: "Well, we were skiing through an open field when we hear a rumbling from about 100 yards behind us, and we turn back and there's a huge bear, and he looks at us and starts lumbering in our direction. At the time, I was with this girl who was not a very good skier, but we were pretty sure black bears can't climb trees, so we start hustling towards the woods. So I'm pulling her along and this bear is gaining on us but we get to the closest climbable tree and the bear is still 50 yards back. Like I said, she wasn't a very good skier, or really very coordinated in general, so I help boost her up into the tree and she's up there and she's pretty safe, but this took a minute and a lot of my energy. So now the bear is only about 15 feet away, and I've still got my skis on, and, you know, back then we didn't have fancy cross country skis, we had these big metal cable bindings and leather lace up boots, so I definitely don't have time to get them off. And I'm so exhausted from dragging this girl across the field and then shoving her up into the tree that I've got almost nothing left, and the first branch is about 8 feet off the ground. But this bear is coming at me and there's nothing I can do but jump for it, so I leap and pull myself up and over the branch using everything I've got right as the bear lunges for me and bites into my ski boot. So here I am, doubled over this branch with a bear's jaws on my foot, my skis on, and not one ounce of energy left, and he's really sinking his teeth in and he's really just pulling my leg just like I'm pulling yours!"

Passing a graveyard Dad "I wonder how many dead people are in there?" Victim "I don't know..." Dad "All of them, I hope. or Dad "You know, people are just dying to get in there."

Passing a corn field Dad "Wow, just look at all that corn. It's a-maize-ing!"

After a haircut Victim "Dad, did you get a hair cut?" Dad "No, I got 'em all cut."

I realized after I posted this that I included the haircut joke after a road trip title. It was a late night of good beer (with Dad, of course) and I remembered it and thought it needed to be included.

On a field trip identifying weeds. Teacher: "What's the name of this plant?" Dad: "Sharon."

I was half asleep in the passenger seat of my Dad's car while one a road trip. Suddenly my dad wakes me up.

Dad: "Heeeeey!" Me: "What? What?" Dad: points out window at a field of hay bales

I laughed way too hard at that.

because he already had super vision.

After the accident, the juggler didn

A Field Trip

Little Brother: Daddy, Mrs. Ham needs you to sign this so I can go on the field trip.

Dad: Mrs. Ham huh?

LB: Yeah, it's due on Friday.

Dad: Alright then but tell her she's lucky I don't eat pork.

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25 Outdoor Jokes That'll Get Your Kids Outside & Away From Their Phones

The great outdoors will always be something incredibly invigorating to behold. Whether you're hiking, taking a road trip, camping, or just basking in the natural air, there's something so refreshing in just being outside. You can admire all that nature has to offer, finding serenity in any outdoor activities you partake in. But let's be honest, what's a great experience exploring the backwoods without a good dad joke or two?

We've compiled a list featuring some of the best camping, hiking, biking, and all around outdoorsy jokes. And don't worry- some of these are easy one-liners, and all are actually completely family friendly. You won't have to worry about whether the kids are around or not before telling some dirty pick up line . Better yet, these jokes could possibly be the best ice-breakers to get your kids outside and away from submersing themselves in their phone screens all day. So whether you're going on a family camping trip for the first time or just sitting outside in your backyard with your loved ones, here are some of the best outdoor jokes to tell.

25 Best Outdoor Jokes

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1. Why can't bikes stand up on their own? They're two-tired.

2. What's another name for a sleeping bag? A nap sack.

3 . Did you hear about the camping competition? It was in tents.

4. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

5. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they'd be bagels.

6. You can't run through a campsite. You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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7. Do you know why I slept like a log last night? Because I woke up on the campfire.

8. What did the pine trees wear to the lake? Swimming trunks.

9. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the lake's bottom.

10. Did you hear about the award-winning farmer? He was out standing in his field.

11. Hiker 1: "Are we lost?" Hiker 2: "Of course not, I just can't find the trail."

12. What do you call a gathering of single hikers? A Trail Mixer.

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13. Why are hiking shops so diverse? Because they employ people from all walks of life.

14. Mountains aren't just funny, they're hill areas.

15. If you're in the woods, how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood? By its bark.

16. If a bear is chasing you, does it mean you are running with a bare behind?

17. What did the beaver say to the tree? "It's been nice gnawing you!"

18. What is a tree's favorite drink? Root beer.

19. How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line.

20. What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags? "Sandwiches!"

21. Where does a camper keep his money? In the river bank.

22. Why does Humpty Dumpty like camping in autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

23. Give a young man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a young man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

24. Did you hear the one about the skunk and its camping trip? Eh, never mind. It really stinks...

25. How do you start a campfire? You rub two sticks together, but make sure they're the same. Then you'll have a match.

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Track and Field Jokes

Funny Track and Field Jokes for runners, athletes, coaches, parents and everyone who is a fan of track and field events.

Track and field jokes can be fun for everyone, but especially those interested in discus, shot put, javelin, hammer throw, pole vault, long jump, high jump, triple jump, running and sprinting.

This collection of jokes relating to track and field sports are clean and safe for all ages.

Track and Field Sports Jokes

Q: Where do you find the chattiest track athletes? A: At discus.

Q: Which track event has a height limit? A: Short put.

Q: Which track event is caffeinated? A: A: Java-lin.

Q: How do you gain ten seconds on the person you’re racing? A: Untie their shoe laces.

Q: How do you gain twenty seconds on the person you’re racing? A: Tie their shoe laces together.

Q. Why did the Scandinavians win the relay race? A. They started near the Finnish line…

Q: Which mobile phone carrier do track stars use? A: Sprint.

Q: Why was the sprinter never allowed to season the soup? A: Too many dashes.

Q: Which city has the most relay racers? A: Baton Rouge.

Q: Why can’t you hear runners when they’re training? A: They wear sneakers…

Q: How do you gain one second on the person you’re racing? A: Tell them their shoe laces are untied.

Q: Which track event was Thor the champion? A: Hammer throw.

Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a head and the tomato tried to ketchup.

Q: How did the barber win the race? A: He took a short cut.

Q: What do you call a free treadmill? A: The road…

Q: What do you get when you run behind a car? A: Exhausted

Q: Why shouldn’t you let a sprinter be a juror? A: Because you’ll end up with a runaway jury.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore from running hurdles —can we take the elevator?

Q: Why did the vegetarian quit track? A: He didn’t like meets!

Q: What do a dentist and a track coach have in common? A: They both use drills!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hydrate. Hydrate who? Hydrate you a 9 out of 10…

Q: Why do runners always want to go to college? A: Education pays off in the long run.

Q: How did the runner run for 3-hours but only move two feet? A: He only had two feet!

Q: Why shouldn’t you take a nap during a race? A: If you snooze, you lose!

Q: What race is never run? A: A swimming race.

Q: What did the runner drink when she was in last place? A: Ketchup.

Q: Why did the pig lose at the track meet? A: He pulled a HAM string.

Q: What do runners put on their nachos? A: PACE picante sauce.

Q: How did the cabbage do at the track invitational? A: It was a head the whole time…

Q: How do runners see at night? A: With electrolytes.

Q: Why did the relay team like to run along the ocean? A: For the Endolphins.

Q: Why did the runner need a loan? A: Oxygen Debt

Q: Where do crazy sprinters like to run? A: On the psycho path.

Q. What should slow runners eat before a big race? A. Fast food.

Q: What was the runner’s favorite school subject? A: Jog-raphy.

Q: How do you get a runner to remember you? A: Jog their memory

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Field Trip Jokes

when you go to a orphanage for a field trip :when the workers said i remember you as a kid

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip? To the mew-seum. (MOST LIKED JOKES. COMMENT BOO IF YOU LIKE THE VIDEO)

why cant a orphans go on a field trip???

They need there parents permission😆😆😆😆😆😆

Why can't orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

why do orphans hate school no field trips parent signature_____________

alright so i have a few orphan jokes im gonna put them all in one message.

why cant orphans be gay? they have no one to call daddy.

why cant orphans go on a field trip? parent signiture:______

new teacher: i used to be an orphan as a kid students:hahaha teacher: is anyone missing? students:no one just your parents

why did the orphan become a prostitute? they kept calling everyone daddy

why do orphans have the iphonex because it has no home button

The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip but he needed his parents signature.

The orphan wanted to go on a field trip but he needed his parents signature

Why cant orphans go on field trips

They dont have anybody to sign the form

whys a orphan's least favorite day field trip day because they can't get a parents signature

Where do kittens go on a field trip?

The meowseum.

School Field Trip Jokes

The school field trip.

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A little boy returns from a school field trip

A son asks his father to chaperone a school field trip., i got caught masturbating in the shower..

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Travel Jokes For Kids

Buckle up for family fun with these hilarious travel jokes for kids!

Are you packing snacks, games, and the inevitable “are we there yet?” questions for your next family adventure? Don’t forget the secret weapon to combat travel boredom: silly travel jokes!

These kid-friendly jokes will have your little explorers giggling all the way to the beach, mountains, or wherever your wanderlust takes you. So, ditch the screen time and get ready to unleash the laughter with jokes that will make your journey speed by. Hold onto your hats, the laughter-filled road trip starts now!

Best travel jokes for kids

1. What did the vertebrae say when returning from vacation? I’m back!

2. How do fleas like to travel? Itch hiking.

3. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for his miserable summer.

4. Which type of traveler is the most calm? The no-mad.

5. Why are mountains the funniest place to travel? They’re hill areas.

6. Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation? They’re afraid to relax and unwind.

7. How much fun is it to do your laundry when traveling? Loads.

8. What did the football player say to the flight attendant? Put me in coach.

Road trip jokes

9. Which automobile is best for a family road trip across the ocean? A Honda Sea-RV.

10. What happens if you take the five o’clock train home? You have to give it back.

11. What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S? Automobile.

12. Why couldn’t the frog find where he parked his car? He’d been toad.

Travel puns

13. Where does a cow stay when it is on vacation? A mooooo-tel.

14. Want to know our plan for today’s hike? I’ll summit up nicely.

15. How do bees like to travel? They take the buzz.

16. What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you.

17. Why do witches stay in hotels? She heard they always have great broom service.

Silly travel jokes for kids

18. Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? They’d get called for traveling.

19. Did you hear the joke about the hill? No one could get over it.

20. Why did the robot go on summer vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries.

21. How can you tell elephants love to travel? They always pack their own trunk.

22. What’s the best jacket to wear on a hike? A trailblazer.

23. What does it cost to spend the day at the beach? A few sand dollars.

24. What did the pig say on the beach? I’m bacon.

25. What’s gray and has four legs and a trunk? A mouse on vacation.

Airplane jokes

26. I used to have some good airplane jokes. But they just couldn’t get off the ground.

27. Why did the airplane get sent to his room? He had a bad altitude.

28. What happens when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing constrictor.

29. What has a nose but can’t smell? An airplane.

30. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was overbooked.

31. How do rabbits like to travel? By hare-plane.

32. What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician? A flying sorcerer.

Travel riddles

33. What goes through towns, up hills, and down hills but never moves? The road.

34. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs ? Hailing taxi’s.

35. Where can you find an ocean without water? On a map.

36. Why didn’t the elephant carry a suitcase? He already had a trunk.

37. What travels around the world but stays in one place? A stamp.

38. What happens when you wear a watch on a plane? Time flies.

39. Why don’t aliens visit our planet? It has terrible ratings. One star.

40. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish ? Swimming trunks.

41. What do you drink while riding a camel? Camel-mile tea.

42. Why does Norway have barcodes on the side of their ships? So they can Scandinavian.

Famous places and destinations jokes

43. What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

44. Where do goldfish go on vacation? Around the globe.

45. What did E.T.’s mother say to him when he got home? Where on Earth have you been?

United States travel jokes

46. Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.

47. Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.

48. Where do eggs go on summer vacation? New Yolk City.

49. What’s a writing utensil’s favorite place to go on vacation? Pencil-vania.

50. Where did the ghost go to for his vacation? He went to Maliboo.

51. Where do cows go on vacation? Moo York.

52. Where do the pianists go for vacation? The Florida Keys.

53. Is loud laughing allowed in Hawaii? Or just a low ha?

Global travel jokes

54. Why did the Romanian stop reading? To give her Bucharest .

55. What do travelers like best about Switzerland? I’m not sure, but the flag’s a big plus.

56. I’d love to go to Holland one day. Wooden shoe?

57. Where do ants go for vacation? Frants.

58. Where do hamsters go on vacation? Hamsterdam.

59. Where do sheep like to go on vacation? The Baa-hamas.

60. Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland.

61. Which country has the most germs? Germany.

62. How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian.

63. How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan? You take away its little rock and broom.

64. Where do pepperonis go on vacation? The Leaning Tower of Pizza .

Travel knock knock joke

65. Knock knock – Who’s there? Cargo – Cargo who? Car go “Beep beep!”

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Trips are always a fun adventure, no matter what, right? It’s a wonderful way to get together with your loved ones and see new places. They also serve as a great occasion to go and explore the world by yourself and find your purpose in the process.

There is a famous saying that “The journey is more important than the destination.” It’s also probably why road trips are so preferred by everyone, despite their age.

While hopping from one beach to another, marveling at the intricacy of museums, and consuming delicious cuisines are elements we all love about vacations, road trips are a whole different magic altogether. It lets us drink in the beauty of nature and have deep conversations with friends and family.

Jokes and puns about road trips are exciting as well. Not only do they tickle our ribs, but they also bring back fond memories we will cherish for a lifetime.

If hilarious road trip jokes are what you’re searching for, we have curated plenty of them for you to crack up at and get nostalgic over.

Funny Road Trip Jokes And Puns Everyone Will Enjoy

Road trips from one of those unique subject areas for funny anecdotes and quips. We keep hearing jokes on common themes pretty much all the time. While those are amusing, jokes become funnier when they are centered around fresh and distinctive subjects.

Road Trip Jokes

Let’s get right into the jokes, shall we?

Which road did Satan opt for while on a road trip? He took route 666.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? RV. RV who? RV there yet. 

Where does a bee stop to use the restroom during road trips? The BP station, of course.

• I immensely enjoy sleeping during a road trip. However, everyone always asks me to keep my eyes on the road.
• I always thought I was a good driver. However, I realized I was wrong when my navigation system said, “In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out.”
• Schrodinger once got pulled over by a policeman. He started looking inside the trunk of the car as he felt suspicious. Turning towards Schrodinger, he asked, “Do you know that there’s a dead cat in here?” To which he replied, “Well, I do now.”
• A man got charged for parking his car in a restricted area, to which the judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. He replied, “Well if they didn’t want anyone to park, they shouldn’t have given a misleading notice. It said, ‘Fine for parking here. How was I supposed to know.”?
• While on the road trip, Mary crossed the road, changed a lightbulb, and walked into a bar. It almost made her feel like her life was turning into a joke.

Puns on Road Trips

How about we delve into some road trip puns now, yes?

Did you hear Tesla no longer has that wonderful new car smell? Instead, those cars now have an Elon Musk.

Do you know how the people at NASA arrange a party? They planet.

What type of car do you think Yoda drives? He drives a Toyoda. 

What is the name given to a Mexican who loses his car during a road trip? Carlos. 

Why is it that amputees are good at road trips? It’s because they are always on the last leg. 

Why does Kelly not take her dog on road trips anymore? It’s because he is such a bark seat driver.

Why does a car work after the wheels have been changed? It’s because they get retired. 

What does one use to count cows? A cowculator.

Why did the cyborg have to take a break after her long road trip? It’s because she had a hard drive. 

They were driving through England on a road trip and were supposed to be in Greenwich the next day. They didn’t know what to do in the meantime. 

Bob took a road trip with his girlfriend, who finally told him she needed to stop and hug now and again to reduce anxiety. From there on, it was just touch and go. 

A bug splattered on my windscreen while driving. I bet it doesn’t have the guts to do that again. 

What kind of car does a cook drive? Chef-rolets. 

What kind of snakes can you find in cars? Windshield vipers.

What type of petrol do you think Vin uses? Diesel. 

What happened when the frog’s car broke down? It had to be toad away.

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Why Are Road Trips Exciting For People of All Ages

What is it about road trips that make everyone excited about it?

1. Nourishes Bonds With Friends And Loved Ones

Perhaps you haven’t seen your family in a long time, or maybe you’re meeting your childhood friends after ages. Do you know a good way to make up for a lost time? Through a road trip, of course!

It provides one the perfect chance to relive old memories and make new ones. By the end of it all, you are sure to feel much closer to them, ending your road trip by having developed a better bond with those closest to you.

2. Provides Freedom And Flexibility

With certain vacations, everything is fixed, and you’re often required to adhere to a tight schedule. Luckily, road trips don’t come with any such restrictions and let you have as much freedom and flexibility as you’d like.

People embarking on road trips can create their schedules depending on what makes them comfortable. Is there a cute café you want to check out? Do it.

Spot a pretty waterfall you’d like to take pictures of? Go ahead. Heard of a cool spot from the locals? Explore it all you want.

3. Allows You to Explore Nature And The Outdoors

Relaxing at a resort and being around known faces is certainly pleasant, but that doesn’t allow you to enjoy the great outdoors. When you’re on a road trip, you get to marvel at nature in all its glory.

Take your kids on hikes and treks and see how much they enjoy every moment. Through a road trip adventure, you get to see remote locations, interact with the local residents, hear their stories, and even relish local cuisine that you wouldn’t normally find elsewhere.

4. Helps You Relax And Wind Down

Maybe there’s a book you’ve been meaning to finish for months or a podcast you have been dying to listen to but haven’t had the time to get to either of these pieces of entertainment and art due to work pressure or familial responsibilities.

During a road trip, however, you can leave all your stress and anxieties behind and indulge in everything that brings you peace. While others drive, you can read a book, listen to your favorite album, do some journalling, or let the photographer in you capture the stunning views all around.

5. Instills Good Values in Children

Believe it or not, road trips actually aid in instilling some positive values in kids and young adults. For instance, it teaches them to be more patient.

Unlike a luxurious vacation where one can access almost everything at their fingertips, road trips require you to look around and be patient till you get it.

Similarly, it encourages children to step out of their comfort zone. If they want to go swimming, they can do so at a calm river instead of a plush swimming pool. Delightfully, it helps them gain a new perspective and learn more about life.

Who doesn’t enjoy unique jokes, right? When you crack road trip jokes and puns, for instance, at a party or a gathering, they’re sure to entertain the people around you. Read through the articles listed and let us know which ones had you laughing out loud.

318 Hilarious Travel Jokes to Ignite Your Wanderlust

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Mark Twain once sagely remarked, “Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.” In the spirit of embracing the profound impact of travel on our perspectives, embark on a journey of laughter with our curated collection of travel jokes. This humor-laden odyssey promises to be your passport to the lighter side of exploration. As you traverse the landscapes of rib-tickling narratives and witty quips, let the wisdom of renowned travelers guide you. From the timeless allure of classic jokes about travel to the clever brevity of one-liners, our compilation spans the diverse spectrum of travel humor.

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Best Travel Jokes

Embark on a laughter-infused odyssey with our collection of the best travel jokes. From timeless classics to contemporary gems, these jokes about travel promise to keep your spirits high as you navigate the humorous side of globetrotting adventures.

Why did the calendar go on a road trip to Mexico? To experience “dates” in a new format. What’s a panda’s preferred way to explore the world? “Bear”-foot travel. Why did the suitcase attend a dance class before the vacation? To learn how to “waltz” through airports. What’s a robot’s favorite type of vacation? “Cyber”-getaways to the digital realm. Why was the smartphone so well-behaved during the trip? It didn’t want to be “cell”-f-centered. What do you call a dog’s blog about its adventures? “Bark”-narratives. Why don’t skeletons make good travel companions? They’re too “bone”-chilling. What’s a mountain’s favorite form of communication? “Peaks” and valleys in conversation. Why did the elevator visit a famous tower on vacation? To have an “uplifting” experience. What’s a frog’s favorite travel activity? “Leap”-frogging from one adventure to another. Why did the kangaroo bring a jump rope on the journey? To stay in “hop”-shape. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite way to explore new places? “Corn”-er to “corn”-er travel. Why don’t ghosts play hide and seek during road trips? They always “vanish.” What’s a tree’s favorite way to unwind during a vacation? “Root”-laxation under the shade. Why did the smartphone go to the art museum while traveling? To appreciate “cell”-culated art. Why did the calendar get sunburned on vacation? It forgot to pack “dates” lotion. What’s a vampire’s preferred way to explore a new city? “Bite”-seeing tours. Why don’t trees make good travel photographers? They have “trunk”-ated views. What do you call a dog’s travel vlog about its road trips? “Tail”-tales of adventure. Why was the computer bad at planning its vacation? It had too many “bugs” in its itinerary. What’s a monkey’s favorite mode of travel? “Banana”-bus for swinging adventures. Why did the mountain go to a spa on vacation? To have a “peak” pampering experience. What’s a snail’s favorite way to enjoy the beach? “Slow”-ly soaking up the sun. Why did the suitcase get a degree in geography before the trip? To become a “well-traveled” companion. What’s a robot’s favorite travel hobby? “Circuit”-boarding in new destinations. Why did the smartphone bring an umbrella to the desert? In case of “sand”-storms. What’s a cow’s favorite way to experience new cultures? “Moo”-sical immersion. Why don’t ghosts travel on windy days? They’re afraid of being “blown away.” What do you call a panda’s guide to international cuisine? “Bamboo”-naries. Why was the elevator always the life of the party on vacation? Because it knew how to “lift” spirits. What’s a dog’s favorite type of vacation music? “Howl”-iday melodies. Why did the mountain become a travel writer? It had the “summit” of stories. What’s a robot’s favorite way to relax by the beach? “Recharge”-ing in the sun. Why did the smartphone attend a cooking class during the trip? To serve “cell”-f-cuisine. What’s a cat’s favorite way to explore a new city? “Purr”-spectives from local cafes. Why did the calendar go on a wildlife safari? To experience “dates” with nature. What’s a frog’s favorite type of vacation transportation? “Leap”-frogs, of course. Why did the suitcase get a degree in packing before the trip? To become a “well-stuffed” traveler. What’s a tree’s favorite road trip activity? “Root”-beer tastings along the way. What’s a vampire’s preferred way to see the world? “Bite”-seeing tours to unique places. Why did the computer bring a flashlight to the camping trip? To “light up” the digital wilderness. What’s a cat’s favorite beach activity? “Purr”-fecting the art of sunbathing. Why did the smartphone apply for a job at the theme park during its vacation? To become a “cell”-ular attraction. What’s a mountain’s favorite type of music during a hike? “Rock”-n-roll tunes. Why did the suitcase bring a magnifying glass to the museum? To “magnify” its cultural experience. What’s a robot’s preferred type of vacation literature? “Sci-fi”-tion novels. Why did the calendar refuse to go on a long road trip? It preferred “short” getaways.

Funny Travel Jokes

Pack your bags and get ready for a comedic journey! Our funny travel jokes are your passport to laughter. Unwind and enjoy these rib-tickling tales that highlight the lighter side of exploring new destinations and the amusing mishaps along the way.

Why did the map consult a therapist before the road trip? To address its “fold” issues. What’s a mountain’s favorite kind of music? “Rock” and roll, naturally. Why did the camera go on vacation to the Alps? To capture the “peak” moments. What do you call a snowman’s travel blog? “Chill”diaries of a frosty explorer. Why did the robot book a cruise? It needed a “byte” of relaxation. What’s a vampire’s ideal travel destination? “Transylvania,” for some necks-level adventure. Why don’t scientists trust atoms during travels? Because they’re so “element”-ary. What do you call a cow exploring the countryside? A “moo”-sician on tour. Why was the calendar so popular during the road trip? It had “date”-saving qualities. What’s a ghost’s favorite way to travel? “Spirited” journeys. Why did the bicycle break up with the unicycle before the trip? It wanted a “two”-tire relationship. What’s an astronaut’s favorite dance? “The moon”-walk. Why did the suitcase apply for a job at the airport? It wanted to be a “bag”-gage handler. What do you call a bear with a travel blog? A “bear”-onaut sharing adventures. Why did the smartphone take a vacation to the tropical island? To catch some “data” rays. What’s a cat’s preferred travel mode? “Purr”-sonal jet, of course. Why did the backpack bring a sunhat to the North Pole? To stay “cool” in any situation. What do you call a fish exploring new waters? An “adven-tuna.” Why did the elevator book a trip to the Eiffel Tower? It wanted to be “uplifting” in Paris. What’s a kangaroo’s favorite travel destination? “Pouch”-tastic places. Why did the suitcase attend dance classes before the trip? To master the “waltz” through airports. What’s a scarecrow’s dream vacation spot? “Field” trips, where it’s always in “stalk.” Why did the smartphone enroll in a foreign language course? To say “hello” in many ways. What’s a spider’s favorite travel adventure? “Web”-slinging in exotic locales. Why don’t skeletons enjoy cruises? Because they have “bone”-chilling experiences. What’s a vampire’s favorite cruise activity? “Blood”-thirsty karaoke nights. Why did the computer book a trip to the cloud? For some “byte”-sized adventures. What’s a dog’s ideal vacation activity? “Bark”-becues by the beach. Why did the suitcase get a makeover before the trip? To have a “stylish” journey. What’s a witch’s preferred way to travel? “Broom”-stick rides, the magical way. Why don’t trees make good travel guides? Because they “leaf” you hanging. What’s a monkey’s favorite road trip snack? “Bana-na”-chips, of course. Why did the calendar refuse to plan a long journey? Because it only wanted “short” trips. What do you call a cat with a suitcase? A “purrrr”-petual traveler. Why was the mountain an expert in photography? It had a “peak” sense of aesthetics. What’s a unicorn’s favorite vacation destination? “Fantasy”-land, where dreams come true. Why did the smartphone go to a concert during its travels? To take “cell”-fies with the band. What’s a tree’s favorite vacation hobby? “Root”-beer tasting. Why did the suitcase enroll in an acting class before the trip? To practice its “bag”-gage acting. What do you call a penguin on a tropical vacation? A “flip”-flop enthusiast. Why did the snow globe go on a world tour? To “shake up” its life. What’s a horse’s preferred travel snack? “Hay”-stacks of carrots. Why don’t dragons make good travel companions? They tend to “burn out.” What’s a clam’s favorite mode of travel? “Shell”-ter to “shell”-ter vacations. Why did the backpack become a travel vlogger? It wanted to be “strapped” to adventure. What’s a robot’s favorite travel game? “Connect”-Four in various destinations. Why did the car attend the art gallery on vacation? To appreciate “drive”-able art. What’s a kangaroo’s favorite travel souvenir? “Pouch”-es full of memories. Why did the smartphone take a yoga class during its travels? To find “balance” in the digital world. What’s a frog’s favorite travel destination? “Hop”-tastic places for adventures.

Hilarious Travel Jokes

Indulge in a laughter retreat with our hilarious travel jokes. From airport antics to road trip ribbons, these humor-packed narratives promise a delightful escape. Discover the joy in the journey with these side-splitting tales of globetrotting merriment.

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? It was overbooked. How do you know elephants love road trips? They always pack their trunk. What do you call a magician on an airplane? A flying sorcerer. What kind of chocolate do airports sell? Plane chocolate. What’s the best way to travel with kids? Not to. Why shouldn’t you fly on Peter Pan Airlines? They Neverland. Why are mountains the funniest travel destination? They’re hill areas. What travels around the world but stays in a corner. A stamp. Why don’t fish travel? They’re always in school. What’s the cheapest way to travel? By sale boat. Why didn’t anyone like the airplane? It had a bad altitude. you hear about the itinerary for our hiking vacation? I’ll summit up nicely. Why don’t kangaroos like to travel? Their pouch potatoes. Why do some girls like to travel in groups of odd numbers? Because they can’t even. What do you call a traveler that’s always calm and collected? A nomad. What makes camping challenging? It’s in tents. Why don’t aliens travel to Earth? It has bad ratings, only one star. What do you get when you cross a snake with an airplane? A Boeing constrictor. What does bread do when it travels? It loafs around. What did the pig say after traveling to a hot destination? I’m bacon. Why don’t crabs take their family and friends on vacation? They’re shellfish. Why don’t photons have checked bags? They travel light. How do witches choose hotels? They look for the best broom service. Where does Santa Claus stay when he travels? The ho-ho-hotel. Which airline the barbers in the United Kingdom use? British Hair-ways. What do you do if you reach a fork in the road during a trip? Stop for lunch. Do you want to hear a joke about time travel? You didn’t like it. How do fleas travel? Itch-hiking. Why don’t bears travel with suitcases? They only bring the bear necessities. How do lobsters travel? By shell-icopter. Why did the coffee call the police while traveling? It got mugged.

Knock Knock Travel Jokes

Who’s there? A trove of knock-knock travel jokes that guarantee a chuckle at every destination! Open the door to laughter and enjoy these playful quips that add a whimsical touch to your travel experiences.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m good, Hawaii you? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! Pack your bags; we’re going on a trip! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come on your vacation with you? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, you’re a poo! I’m Europe and I’m going on vacation. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in; we forgot our passports! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jamaica. Jamaica who? Jamaica me crazy! Let’s travel together. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Just in time for a fabulous vacation! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive your bags are packed; let’s go! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Juan. Juan who? Juan more trip before the year ends! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome. Where’s the next destination? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca my bags; we’re leaving! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business where I’m going on vacation! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owen. Owen who? Owen the plane takes off, we’ll be on our way! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zooming off to our next adventure! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iceland. Iceland who? Iceland up the car; we’re going on a road trip! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vera. Vera who? Vera excited to explore new places with you! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cyprus. Cyprus who? Cyprus trees and sandy beaches—let’s go! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to go on a cruise? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yacht. Yacht who? Yacht to know we’re sailing away soon! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isle. Isle who? Isle be seeing you at the airport! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peru. Peru who? Peru-sonally, I can’t wait for our trip! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rome. Rome who? Rome wasn’t built in a day, but our vacation is! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Everest. Everest who? Everest-imated arrival time: our next vacation! Knock, knock. Who’s there? France. France who? France out your schedule; we’re going on a holiday! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tokyo. Tokyo who? Tokyo much luggage for our amazing trip!

Travel Jokes One Liners

In the world of travel humor, brevity is the soul of wit! Explore our collection of travel jokes one-liners that pack a punch. Short, sweet, and irresistibly funny, these quips are perfect for a quick laugh on your journey.

Why did the hot air balloon travel the world? It wanted to “rise” above it all. What’s a dolphin’s favorite way to travel? “Sea”-cruises, of course! Why did the computer pack its keyboard for the trip? To have some “key”-board shortcuts. What’s a robot’s favorite tourist attraction? “Tech”-tacular landmarks. Why was the calendar so confident during its travels? Because it always had “dates” planned. What’s a snail’s preferred travel mode? “Slow”-poke adventures. Why did the suitcase refuse to fly? Because it had a “zip”-lock on travel. What do you call a spider planning a vacation? A “web”-master of trip details. Why did the smartphone attend a travel photography class? To learn to take “cell”-fies. What’s a cow’s favorite road trip snack? “Moo”-n pies, a delightful treat. Why don’t ghosts take trains during their travels? Because they can “pass” through. What’s a kangaroo’s preferred way to travel? “Hop”-on, “hop”-off buses. Why did the mountain become a travel influencer? It had the “peak” of views. What’s a penguin’s favorite music genre during trips? “Ice”-solation, for chilled vibes. Why did the backpack bring a map to the desert? To “navigate” the sands. What do you call a kangaroo’s blog about its journeys? “Jump”-narratives. Why did the smartphone attend a travel etiquette class? To be a polite “cell”-mate. What’s a cat’s favorite vacation destination? “Meow”-tropolitan cities. Why did the camera take a trip to the bakery? To “capture” delicious memories. What do you call a dog with a travel vlog? A “vlog”-ger retriever. Why did the hot air balloon go on a diet before the trip? To have a “lighter” journey. What’s a robot’s favorite mode of travel? “Circuit”-ous routes, full of surprises. Why was the suitcase always in a rush? Because it had a “zip”-fastener. What do you call a monkey’s guide to travel photography? “Banana”-grams of wisdom. Why did the smartphone get a ticket to the comedy show on vacation? To enjoy some “cell”-lar humor. What’s a tree’s favorite road trip game? “Root”-Scrabble for wordplay. Why did the mountain start a travel blog? To share its “peak” experiences. What’s a squirrel’s favorite travel activity? “Nut”-sourcing adventures. Why don’t trees make good travelers? Because they’re “root”-ed to one place. What do you call a fish’s blog about its ocean voyages? “Fin”-teresting tales. Why did the elevator go on a sightseeing tour? To experience “uplifting” views. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite road trip snack? “Corn”-venient popcorn. Why did the calendar book a tropical vacation? To have endless “dates” with the sun. What’s a horse’s favorite way to travel? “Gallop”-ing adventures. Why did the suitcase enroll in a comedy class before the trip? To master “bag”-gage jokes. Why did the smartphone attend a cooking class on vacation? To learn “cell”-f-cuisine. What’s a turtle’s favorite way to explore new places? “Shell”-tering under the sun. Why don’t ghosts like to travel on planes? Because they can’t “spirit” through security. What do you call a cat’s guide to travel destinations? “Purrr”-fect travel recommendations. Why did the tree become a travel consultant? Because it had “branch”-es worldwide. What’s a robot’s favorite way to travel? “Transistor”-national journeys. Why did the suitcase enroll in a foreign language course? To speak “bag”-uage fluently. What do you call a squirrel’s travel blog about nuts? “Nut”-worthy adventures. Why did the mountain join a hiking club during its travels? To reach new “peak” friends. What’s a snail’s favorite road trip snack? “Slow”-dried fruit. Why did the smartphone bring sunglasses to the beach? To protect its “cell”-ves from the sun. What do you call a dog’s travel memoir? “Tails” of adventure. Why was the calendar excited about the road trip? Because it had “date”-filled itineraries. What’s a penguin’s favorite road trip treat? “Ice”-cream, of course!

Short Travel Jokes

Craving quick laughs for your on-the-go adventures? Our short travel jokes are the remedy! Dive into a world of witty brevity and discover the art of compact hilarity, tailor-made for your bustling travel itinerary.

Why did the computer book a flight? It wanted to go on a “byte”-seeing tour. What’s a snowman’s favorite way to travel? “Icing” the road, of course! Why did the suitcase always get invited to parties? Because it knew how to pack a good time. What’s a vampire’s favorite mode of travel? A “blood”-hound. Why was the math book so good at travel planning? Because it had too many “sum”-mer vacations. What do you call a deer with no eyes traveling? “No-eye”-dea! Why did the tomato bring a backpack to the airport? It wanted to be a “carry-on” traveler. What’s a witch’s preferred mode of travel? “Broom”-stick, it’s a magical choice. What’s a cat’s favorite destination? “Meow”-sland, a purr-fect paradise. Why did the smartphone get a passport? To make international “calls.” What’s a tree’s favorite travel accessory? “Root”-case for souvenirs. Why did the backpack apply for a job as a travel agent? It was good at carrying out travel plans. What do you call a traveling snowman with a sense of humor? “Frost”-trotter. Why was the suitcase such a great storyteller? Because it had so many “travelling” tales. Why did the bicycle bring a map to the amusement park? To find the “cycle”-path. What do you call a sheep with a suitcase? A “baaa”-ggage carrier. Why did the backpack bring a flashlight to the hiking trip? To “lighten” the load. Why did the ocean enjoy its travels so much? Because it had a “shore” thing going on. What’s a clown’s favorite travel destination? “Circus”-cruise, a funny adventure. Why don’t ghosts travel on rainy days? Because they’re afraid of “boo”-tiful weather. Why did the passport always get compliments? It had the best “cover” photo. What’s a shark’s favorite vacation spot? “Fin”-land, where the waters are deep. Why did the suitcase never make it as a stand-up comedian? Because it couldn’t handle the “bag”-gage. What’s an astronaut’s favorite place to travel? “The Milky Way,” for a stellar vacation. Why did the bicycle take a road trip? It wanted to “pedal” its way to adventure. What do you call a turtle exploring the world? A “slow”-vagabond. Why don’t spiders make good travel bloggers? Because they spend too much time “web”-surfing. Why was the math book terrible at travel planning? Because it could only count on “sum”-mer. What do you call a boat that’s always on vacation? A “yacht”-setter. Why did the smartphone get a library card before the trip? To download some “e-books.” What’s a cat’s favorite tourist attraction? The “Meow”-seum, of course. Why did the backpack bring a snorkel to the desert? It wanted to be a “sand”-sational traveler. What do you call a deer with no eyes traveling the world? “No-eye”-dea the explorer! Why did the tree book a trip to the mountains? It wanted to “branch” out.

Dirty Travel Jokes

For those with a cheeky sense of humor, our collection of dirty travel jokes adds a touch of spice to your journey. Unleash the laughter as we explore the saucier side of travel humor – because sometimes the best jokes are a little naughty!

A 21-year-old Texan was still a virgin, so he travelled to a brothel in Dallas to see what he’d been missing. He got the address of a reputable place and in no time at all he was in bed with an attractive hooker. She sensed he was inexperienced, so she took his hand and placed it on her money maker. “Is that what you’re looking for?” He said “I don’t know ma’am. I’m a stranger in these parts.” A traveling salesman walks up to a house. He knocks on the door, and it’s answered by a 10 year-old boy. The boy is wearing a bra and panties, smoking a cigar, and holding a beer in one hand. “Woah!” The traveling salesman exclaims, “Kid, are your parents home?” The boy asks, “What the fuck do you think?” Sex with your wife is like traveling by train… Nothing comfortable, but you will get where you need to. The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.” Time passes. The patrons filter out. Eventually the bartender grows old. His children mourn him at his passing, and meet the grave in their turn. The city crumbles under the intrigues of time and war, and new cities lay their foundations upon the old. These, too, crumble. Humanity itself grows old, and its bones are reclaimed by the earth. The sun expends its vigor until only a pallid red reaches the cracked land, where the last vestiges of life carve out their meager portion. A time traveler steps out into the barren landscape and says “Shit, I overshot the punchline.”

Travel Jokes for Adults

Adults deserve a good laugh too! Delve into our collection of travel jokes for adults, where wit meets wanderlust. These humor-laden narratives are designed to entertain the grown-up globetrotter with a penchant for playful banter.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything—just like travel brochures! I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Maybe she’s just preparing for the altitude on our next mountain getaway. I asked the airline if my flight would have Wi-Fi. They said, “We do, but it’s so fly that it won’t catch up to you until you land.” Why did the passport break up with the visa? It needed some space. My travel plans are like my budget. Nonexistent. What did the suitcase say to the passport? “I’ll handle your baggage.” Why did the travel blogger go broke? Because he lost track of his life savings. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. Just like those travel photos on social media! I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. Why did the airplane break up with the airport? It needed space. I went on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation. Never again. Why don’t scientists trust the ocean? Because it’s full of questionable waves. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now, I’m a traveler because I need to go! What’s a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation? A blood vessel. Why did the travel agent go to therapy? Too much baggage. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. Why did the scarecrow become a successful travel agent? Because he was outstanding in his field. Why did the pilot get kicked out of school? Because he was a high flier. What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time no sea. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. Ready for that winter vacation! Why don’t skeletons go on vacation? They don’t have the guts.

Travel Jokes for Kids

Fuel the imaginations of young adventurers with our travel jokes for kids! From whimsical tales to clever quips, these family-friendly jokes promise smiles and giggles, making every journey an opportunity for shared laughter.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms during travel? Because they make up everything! What do you call a fish who loves to travel? A globe-trotter. How do you organize a space party? You planet! Why did the math book love to travel? It had too many problems. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. How do you catch a squirrel before a trip? Climb a tree and act like a nut! Why did the plane go to school? To improve its altitude! What do you call a bear with no teeth about to go on vacation? A gummy bear. Why did the banana go on vacation? Because it had a peel-ing! What kind of shoes do ninjas wear for travel? Sneakers! Why did the cookie go to the airport? It wanted to catch a flight. How do you make a tissue dance during a road trip? You put a little boogie in it! What did the grape say before getting on the plane? “Nothing, it just let out a little wine.” What do you call a snowman on vacation? A puddle. How does a penguin build its house during a trip? Igloos it together! Why did the computer go on a road trip? It wanted to meet its motherboard. What kind of music do mummies listen to while traveling? Wrap music! Why did the bicycle fall over during the journey? Because it was two-tired. How do you make a lemon drop during a vacation? Just let it roll down a hill! Why did the tomato turn red during the trip? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Travel Jokes and Puns

Dive into the world of wordplay and wit with our travel jokes and puns. From clever twists on travel clichés to pun-tastic destinations, this collection guarantees a journey of laughs. Pack your sense of humor and let the pun begin!

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! I used to play piano by ear, but the mosquitoes got mad. I’m reading a book about teleportation. It’s fascinating, but it never really goes anywhere. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. I’m going on a trip to France. I’m going to pack my bagsuette! I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. I’m learning sign language, but it’s only a matter of time before I fall back on gestures. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. I once got caught stealing a calendar, but I got off on a technicality. I used to be a marathon runner, but I couldn’t make it past the first sprint. I changed my iPhone’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now! I entered 10 puns into a contest, hoping at least one would win, but no pun in ten did. I went to the bank to get a loan for a hot air balloon. They said my credit was ballooning. Why don’t mummies go on vacation? They’re afraid to unwind! A friend of mine went camping and left his mattress at home. He couldn’t get a good night’s rest in his tent. It was too in-tents! What happened to the guy who lost his whole left side? He’s all right now. My friend asked if I wanted to go on a road trip, but I’m tendency to get car sick. I tried to take a trip to the bakery, but I couldn’t find a single loafing space. I was feeling lazy and didn’t pack enough clothes for my trip, so I had to buy more. I guess you could say I made an impromptu purchase. The Wanderlust Wordplay (Traveling Puns) Why did the traveler bring a pillow to the airport? Because they heard the trip was going to be plane boring! I traveled all the way to Egypt just to see if the Sphinx had seen things. I’m going on a trip to the wilderness, but I’m really trying to keep it as in-tents as possible. I went on a trip with my math teacher, but the angle of the trip was acute disaster. Never trust an atom, they make up everything. I tried to take a trip to the sun, but it just kept giving me the cold shoulder. The travel agent recommended the Black Forest for a vacation because it’s such a tree-mendous place. I asked the map if it needed any direction in life, but it said it was already headed in the right direction. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. I traveled to Antarctica to see the penguins, but I caught a cold and I had to just let it go. I don’t trust stairs, they’re always up to something! I went on a trip to the bakery, but it was a mission impossible to resist all the delicious treats. I traveled to Tokyo and realized I had 10 days to see everything. I was feeling under the weather, so I took a rain check. I went on an adventure at the library but got into a novel fight. It was a real page-turner. I traveled to Paris and was feeling the pressure to see everything. It was really stressing me out, but I had to say “oui can!”

Final Thoughts

As our laughter-filled expedition concludes, we extend an invitation to share your favorite travel jokes in the comments below. Laughter transcends borders, and your humorous jokes about travel may just be the next source of joy for fellow explorers. In the vast landscape of travel, the ability to find humor in our shared experiences connects us in unique and delightful ways. So, whether you’ve encountered amusing travel mishaps or crafted your own witty tales, let this space become a forum for communal merriment. Your stories add richness to the tapestry of travel humor. Safe travels ahead, and may every journey be sprinkled with the laughter that makes the adventure truly unforgettable.

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41 field trip jokes and hilarious field trip puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about field trip that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Field Trip Short Jokes

Short field trip jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The field trip humour may include short road trip jokes also.

• My class has a field trip to the Coca-Cola factory All the other kids are excited, but I am just praying that there's no pop quiz .
• Today in elementary school. Teacher: Next week, we have a field trip to travel to Uranus. Kid: Myanus? Teacher: No... You're traveling to timeout for field trip.
• Why did the general get arrested during a field trip to his military base? He was exposing his privates to children.
• Little Jewish Boy A little jewish boy comes up to his father and asks for 40 dollars for a school field trip. His father looks down at him and says "30 dollars, what do you need 30 dollars for?"
• My wife and I saw the local community college bus at Walmart yesterday and she said look, they are having a field trip. I said nah, they are having a career fair.
• What do you call it when a medical student is exploring the different types of practices they are interested in? A field trip
• Did you know those round bales of hay you still see in fields were outlawed? Yep. The cows weren't getting a square meal. **Great road trip joke—never gets old* ^(to ^me)

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Field Trip One Liners

Which field trip one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with field trip? I can suggest the ones about camping trip and trips.

• Don't walk through a field of mushrooms It's quite a tripping hazard.
• When Amish kids go on a field trip… do they just go to a different field?
• If you take acid at a track meet... is it a field trip?
• Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip? It lost its parmesan slip.
• How do you call an iteration over an array? A field trip.
• What did the math teacher say to the student on the field trip? You're on the Rhombus.
• Why did the black football player go to jail? He was on a high school field trip.
• I went on a field trip one time... ...it was awful 3 people died.
• What is something that you never forget on a field trip? 9/11.
• Where do kittens go on a field trip? The meowseum.

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Field Trip Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about field trip you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean family vacation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make field trip pranks.

A class of 3rd graders return from their field trip to the farm and the teacher asks them, "what kind of noises did you hear at the farm?"

The first kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the cow go moo!" The second kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the pig go oink!" The third kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the farmer yell 'get off my tractor you little f**...!'"

Two Cops were waiting outside of a bar at closing time......

.....waiting to pop drunk drivers. A man comes out of the bar, and he is obviously in rough shape. He is weaving all over the place, and almost falls when he trips on a curb. He fumbles with his car keys for almost two minutes, dropping them several times before he finally unlocks his car. He gets in, starts the car, and drives off. Needless to say, the cops follow him: for several miles. The man's driving was flawless, perfect and in accordance with all traffic laws. Finally, they decide to pull him over anyway. They turn on their lights. He pulls over instantly. They ask him to step out of the car; he calmly complies. They check his license; it is valid, and clean. They give him several field sobriety tests, each harder than the last. He passes all with flying colors. The two cops look at each other, then the man, and ask "Sir, you aren't drunk, are you?" "No, I'm not," says the man. "Then why were you acting drunk when you left the bar?" "I'm tonight's DD." "Designated Driver?" "No, I'm the Designated Decoy. All of my drunk friends drove off the other way."

Larry at the police station

Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Larry asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "

A priest and a lawyer are on a ferry boat along with a bunch of kids who are on a field trip. The ferry boat hits a rock and starts to sink. The priest and the lawyer lower a lifeboat. The lawyer jumps in, and yells, "Get in! Hurry up!" The priest says, "What about the kids?" The lawyer says, "Screw the kids!" And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"

A little boy walked up to the farmer watching over cows in his field.

Boy:wow! Would you look at that bunch of cows! Farmer: Herd Boy: Heard of what? Farmer: Herd of cows Boy: Of course I've heard of cows Farmer: No, a cow herd Boy: what do I care what a cow heard? I got no secrets from a cow. (No punchline but my dad used to say it every time we passed cows on road trips and it still makes me smile)

Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station.

The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?" ​ Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him. ​ Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"

An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station.

The Officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells them that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA. Little Boy says " He is the MOST WANTED in the USA?!" Officer says "Yes." Little Boy asks "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture.

A teacher took all her kids on an overnight camping field trip...

In the middle of the night, little Johnny comes into her tent and asks teacher, can I sleep with you? I'm scared... and at home my mother lets me sleep in her bed every night Thinking it wouldn't hurt, the teacher said sure Teacher said little Johnny when I sleep with my mother in bed, she lets me put my finger in her belly button and that relaxes me a lot Thinking it's strange, the teacher reluctantly says sure Then the teacher says hey, that's no my belly button! That's not my finger says little Johnny

So a hunter

made a deal with his wife that if he catches a bear, she would field clean and prepare it. If he doesn't, she gets a day at the spa. He walked out of their hunting lodge to his favorite spot and waited for a bear to pass by. He sees a few creatures, but not the trophy he's looking for. An hour goes by...two hours... three hours, and then finally, there it is. The biggest bear he'd ever seen. Well, he slowly, quietly picks up his gun, aims, pulls the trigger, and "click" the gun jams. "Uh oh" thinks the hunter, as he starts to get up to get out of there. But, the bear noticed and moved towards him. This caused the hunter to run, and the bear gave chase. He ran faster than he ever had before, all the way back to the hunting lodge. He thought he was in the clear, but he tripped going up the steps to the front door. The bear jumps right over him and through the door into the house. The hunter shouts from outside " You clean this one, I'm gonna go get another one"

A day at the races

Two female teachers took a group of pupils from years 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Epsom Racecourse. When it was time to take the children to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the u**.... Having no choice, she went inside, helped the little boys with their pants, and began hoisting them up one by one, holding on to their 'willies' to direct the flow away from their clothes and shake them dry. As she lifted one boy up, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring at his equipment the teacher said, 'You must be in year 3? 'No ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Atlantic Jewell in the next race, but I really appreciate your help.

A fun joke to tell your friends.

This joke is pretty fun to tell, but you need a friend to make it work. You: A class went on a field trip to the zoo. The teacher stopped by the gorilla cage and said "Can anyone tell me what animal this is?" the r**... kid raised his hand and said "It's a gorilla." Everyone said "Yay for the little r**... kid!" They continue and the teacher stops by the flamingos and asks the same question. The r**... kid raised his hand and said "They're flamingos!" everyone said "Yay for the little r**... kid!" They stopped at another pen with white and striped horses in it. They're white, and they have black stripes... I can't remember what they are. (Act like you really don't know) Your friend: Zebra. You: *claps* Yay for the little r**... kid!

One for all of us country folks

Visiting the countryside on a hunting trip, the well-dressed man from Washington takes aim and shoots a duck. But the fowl drops into a farmer's field, and the farmer claims it. Since both want it, the farmer suggests settling the dispute with an old fashioned hick-kick. "I kick you as hard as I can in the c**..., then you do the same to me," he explains. "Whoever screams the least gets the bird." The city man agrees. So the farmer winds up and delivers a crushing blow to the man's privates, and he collapses to the ground. Twenty minutes later, when he finally manages to stand, he gasps, "My turn." "Nah," says the farmer, turning away. "You can keep the duck."

High Urinals

High Urinals A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon) - but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinals. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, helping them to hold on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.' 'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'

A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by 2 female teachers, went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the sporting industry, but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the gents when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the u**.... Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their trousers, and began lifting the little boys up one by one, and held onto their 'pp' to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in the 4th.' 'No, ma'am,' he replied, 'I'm in the 7th, riding Silver Arrow, but thanks for the lift.'

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.

During the tour, some of the children needed to go to the toilet, so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men’s toilet, one of the boys came out and told her that he couldn’t reach the urinal. Having no choice, the teacher went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their armpits, one by one.

As she lifted one up in this manner, she couldn’t help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed for an elementary school child. "I guess you must be in the fifth," she said.

"No ma’am," he replied, "I’m in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. but thanks for the lift anyhow."

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50 Must-Have Road Trip Jokes for Your Next Road Trip

Last Updated on February 27, 2024 by Michele Tripple

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When it comes to road tripping, you have to have some awesome road trip jokes to help pass the time and to stay awake! We are sharing the best road trip jokes that you are going to love!

Summer is here and we are all about the road trips, especially this year! I think we have everything set from our road trip play lists , road trip truth or dare , combined with all our other awesome road trip games to help the kids (and adults) stay entertained, and of course with these road trip jokes! Gather all these fun things and hit the road exploring! While you are at it, don’t forget to grab our massive list of jokes for kids to take with you on your trip as well.

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• Why are mountains the funniest place to travel? They’re Hill Areas
• How can you tell elephants love to travel? They always pack their own trunk!
• Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square
• Where does Luke Skywalker like to vacation? The HimaLeah
• Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?  Because it was overbooked.
• Why did the old lady fall in the well? Because she didn’t see that well
• Where do crayons go on vacation?  Color-ado!
• Why did the witch stay in a hotel? She heard they had great broom service!
• What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.
• Where do cows go on vacation? Moo York!
• What goes through towns, up hills, and down hills but never moves?  The road!
• What did the doctor say to the man who got sick at the airport? It’s a terminal illness
• What summer vacation destination makes your pet bird sing for joy? The Canary Islands!
• Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland!
• What do you drink while riding a camel? Camel-mile tea
• How was the Canadian able to put out a fire while vacationing in Mexico? With the help of a hose eh.
• Where do hamsters go on vacation? Hamsterdam!
• What travels around the world but stays in one place? A Stamp
• Where do pepperonis go on vacation?  The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
• What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer’s day? Croak-a-Cola!

• Where do sheep go on vacation? To the baaaaaahamas
• Why did the robot go on summer vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries.
• What is a vampire’s favourite airline? Scare Canada!
• Why didn’t the Elephant carry a suitcase? He already had a trunk!
• What do you call an Australian visiting England on vacation? Returning to the scene of the crime.
• Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for his miserable summer.
• Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation? They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
• How do rabbits get to their holiday destination? By hare-plane!
• What’s a writing utensil’s favorite place to go on vacation? Pencil-vania!
• What is green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A Pool table
• What Holiday does a Jewish car celebrate? Honk-in-ka.
•  Where do eggs go on summer vacation? New Yolk City!
• What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot
• What happens when you wear a watch on a plane? Time flies!
• Where do goldfish go on vacation? Around the globe!
• Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anty bodies.
• Where do ants go for vacation? Frants
• Which country has the most germs? Germany
• Where can you find an ocean without water? On a map!
• Where did the ghost go to for his vacation? He went to Maliboo

• Why did the Romanian stop reading? To give her Bucharest
• What did the vertebrae say when returning from vacation? I’m back
• What do goblins mail their friends while on vacation?  Ghostcards
• Why did the airplane get sent to his room? He had a bad altitude
• What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician? A flying sorcerer!
• What did the football player say to the flight attendant? Put me in coach
• Where do the pianists go for vacation?  Florida Keys
• Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation? They’d get called for traveling!
• Is oud laughing allowed in Hawaii? Or just a low ha?

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A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry. During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the toilet so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's toilet, one of the boys came out and told her that he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, the teacher went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their armpits, one by one. As she lifted one up by the armpits, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed for an elementary school child. "I guess you must be in the fifth," she said. "No ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. Thanks for the lift anyhow."

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Making the U.S. Olympic track and field team is a herculean task.

"It doesn't matter who you are," Ato Boldon told NBC Olympics in a pre-Trials roundtable . "You're guaranteed drama. It's the toughest team in the world to make."

Boldon's words rang true during the women's 800m final on Night 4 of Trials.

Defending Olympic women's 800m champion Athing Mu shockingly tripped and fell just a few seconds into the final, so Mu will miss out on the Paris Games.

In her absence, Nia Akins , Allie Wilson and Juliette Whittaker finished 1-2-3 and are all going to their first Olympic Games.

The fourth night of the 2024 U.S. Olympic Track and Field Trials also featured finals in the women's high jump, men's long jump, men's 1500m, men's 400m and women's 5000m.

• Grant Holloway kicked off the night with the fastest 110m hurdles time in U.S. Trials history, running a blazing 12.92 seconds. Holloway advanced to the 110m hurdles semifinal.
• Laulauga Tausaga-Collins was shockingly eliminated from the women's discus opening round after fouling out three times. Tausaga-Collins is the defending world discus champion but won't compete at the Paris Olympics. Meanwhile, Tokyo gold medalist Valarie Allman set a new U.S. Trials record with a 70.89m toss, securing her place in the women's discus final.
• Cole Hocker set a U.S. Trials record to win the men's 1500m final in 3 minutes, 30.59 seconds and book his second Olympic spot, alongside Yared Nuguse and 21-year-old Hobbs Kessler .
• Charity Hufnagel of the University of Kentucky won the women's high jump final over favorite Vashti Cunningham , who had won 12 consecutive national championships, including the Tokyo Olympic Trials. Cunningham finished third, so will head to the Olympics alongside Rachel Glenn , since both women have the Olympic standard. Hufnagel doesn't yet qualify for Paris, since she hasn't hit the standard of 1.97m.
• Florida State standout Jeremiah Davis won the men's long jump final with an 8.20m leap. Davis, second-place finisher Malcolm Clemons and third-place jumper Jarrion Lawson will all need to qualify for the Paris Olympics via World Athletics rankings, as they haven't met the Olympic standard of 8.27m.
• Anna Hall won the heptathlon, completing a grueling comeback from a complex knee surgery six months ago. Hall has earned a spot on her first Olympic team after breaking her foot at 2021 Trials. Hall's redemption story is now complete.
• Quincy Hall blew by Michael Norman in the final stretch to win the men's 400m final in 44.17 seconds and earn a spot on his first Olympic team, joining Norman and first-time Olympian Chris Bailey .
• Elle St. Pierre beat a 24-year-old U.S. Olympic Trials record with her time, winning the women's 5000m final by just .02-seconds over Elise Cranny . In an epic finish, St. Pierre clocked in with a stellar time of 14 minutes, 40.34 seconds to make her second Olympic team with Cranny and Karissa Schweizer .

See below for event recaps, highlights and more. For full event-by-event results from the first four days of Trials, click here .

Men's 110m hurdles

Three-time world champion Grant Holloway headlined the opening round of the men's 110m hurdles, and he did so in signature mind-boggling fashion. With a scorching time of 12.92 seconds in his heat, Holloway ran the fastest 110m hurdles heat time in the history of U.S. Olympic Trials. It also marks the second-fastest time of his career.

American Aries Merritt holds the world record of 12.80, which he set in 2012.

"The biggest thing coming out here was having it translate from practice to the track," Holloway told Lewis Johnson of NBC Sports. "You guys keep talking world record, my main focus is to make this team, and then we can talk more once we're in Paris."

Holloway's next step is the semifinal in Eugene, which he advanced to along with fellow heat victors Freddie Crittenden , Trey Cunningham and Jamal Britt .

Dylan Beard , who appeared on the TODAY Show in the spring, has made headlines for pursuing Olympic track and field as he works his day job at a local Walmart. Beard ran the second-fastest time of his heat to advance to the semis.

TOP 10 TIMES

• Grant Holloway | 12.92
• Jamal Britt | 13.07
• Trey Cunningham | 13.12
• Daniel Roberts | 13.14
• Ja’Qualon Scott |13.15
• Freddie Crittenden | 13.16
• Dylan Beard | 13.19
• Cameron Murray | 13.23
• Cordell Tinch | 13.33
• Myles Hunter | 13.33

Men's 1500m

In an epic men's 1500m final, Cole Hocker smashed the U.S. Trials record with a blazing 3 minutes, 30.59 seconds to win his second-consecutive Olympic Trials final. Hocker will headline the U.S. men's 1500m team at the Paris Olympics, which will be his second Olympics. Hocker placed sixth in the Tokyo 1500m final.

"I was ready for anything today," Hocker rold Lewis Johnson. "I know I'm the strongest I've ever been."

Hocker is a University of Oregon alum and now has clinched his second Olympic team on his former home track.

Yared Nuguse finished second in 3:30.86 to secure his Olympic spot, and 21-year-old Hobbs Kessler is headed to his first Games after finishing third in 3:31.53. Nuguse previously earned a spot on the U.S. team at the Tokyo Olympics, but a quad injury kept him from competing, meaning Paris will be his first Olympics.

"It means so much to come back and make up for three years ago," Nuguse said immediately after the race. "I know I'm really fit and where I want to be. Now, I'm excited to go to Paris."

FINAL RESULTS

• Cole Hocker* | 3:30.59
• Yared Nuguse* | 3:30.86
• Hobbs Kessler* | 3:31.53
• Vincent Ciattei | 3:31.78
• Nathan Green | 3:32.20
• Henry Wynne | 3:32.94
• Joe Waskom | 3:33.74
• Elliott Cook | 3:33.84
• Craig Engels | 3:34.21
•  Cooper Teare | 3:35.17
•  Liam Murphy | 3:36.37
•  Ethan Strand | 3:39.08 *Secured Olympic spot

Entering the week, Kessler had yet to make any outdoor U.S. team, so his first is the granddaddy of them all, the Olympic squad. His time of 3:31.53 is his new personal best.

Hocker, Nuguse and Kessler will compete in one of the upcoming Olympics' headline events, featuring defending Olympic champion Jakob Ingebrigtsen of Norway and reigning world champion Josh Kerr of Great Britain. Ingebrigsten and Kerr have been sparring on and off the track for months, so the American trio now will enter a scintillating men's 1500m in Paris.

Anna Hall won the women's heptathlon just six months after undergoing a complex knee surgery and earned a spot on her first Olympic team. Hall broke her foot at the 2021 Olympic Trials after crashing into a barrier and will now compete at the Olympics for the first time.

"I'm almost in shock," Hall said after running the 800m. "This year has been so hard. Falling in 2021, the journey to get here was so much harder than I imagined. I'm just so thankful.

"I thought about quitting, but everyone around me was like, 'No, we're doing this.'"

Chari Hawkins and Taliyah Brooks , who finished second and third, will have to wait before they can officially book their spot in Paris. Neither woman has hit the Olympic standard as of June 24, so they'll need to qualify based on World Athletics rankings.

• Anna Hall* | 6614
• Chari Hawkins | 6456
• Taliyah Brooks | 6408
• Michelle Atherley | 6391
• Allie Jones | 6199
• Erica Bougard | 6192
• Jadin O’Brien | 6108
• Timara Chapman | 6073
• Ashtin Zamzow-Mahler | 6058
•  Jenelle Rogers | 5969 *Secured Olympic spot

Men's 400m

Quincy Hall stormed past Michael Norman over the final stretch to win the men's 400m final in 44.17 seconds and earn a spot on his first Olympic team.

In a thrilling final, Norman led for the first 300m before Hall blew past him to take the victory. Norman, who finished second in 44.41, heads to the Olympics along with third-place finisher Chris Bailey .

Norman competed at the Tokyo Olympics, winning gold in the men's 4x400m, and is now bound for his second Olympic Games. Bailey is a first-time Olympian. He owns a gold medal in the 4x400m from 2023 Worlds in Budapest.

Quincy Wilson , the 16-year-old phenom who set under-18 world records in back-to-back races over the weekend, finished sixth and is eligible for the U.S. 4x400m relay pool in Paris, but the teenager will wait for word from USA Track & Field.

• Quincy Hall* | 44.17
• Michael Norman* | 44.41
• Chris Bailey* | 44.42
• Vernon Norwood | 44.47
• Bryce Deadmon | 44.61
• Quincy Wilson | 44.94
• Khaleb McRae | 45.06
• Matthew Boling | 45.15
• Justin Robinson | 46.08 *Secured Olympic spot

Women's 5000m

Elle St. Pierre broke a 24-year-old U.S. Olympic Trials record with her 5000m time of 14 minutes, 40.34 seconds, winning by just .02-seconds over Elise Cranny . In a photo finish, St. Pierre officially made her second Olympic team.

St. Pierre gave birth to her son, Ivan, on March 4, 2023 and has since won a world indoor title in the 3000m and now the U.S. Olympic Trials in the 5000m. Next up: the Olympics.

"I've been waiting for this for a bit," St. Pierre said immediately after the epic finish. "I dug a little deeper at the end. It's just so emotional to have Ivan here, and I'm proud to be his mom."

Cranny is also bound for her second Olympics, as is third-place finisher Karissa Schweizer .

• Elle St. Pierre* | 14:40.34
• Elise Cranny* | 14:40.36
• Karissa Schweizer* | 14:45.12
• Parker Valby | 14:51.44
• Whittni Morgan | 15:05.53
• Allie Buchalski | 15:12.87
• Ella Donaghu | 15:14.27
• Taylor Roe | 15:15.37
• Rachel Smith | 15:22.16
• Abby Nichols | 15:25.19 *Secured Olympic spot

Women's 800m

The final event of the night, the women's 800m final, provided one of the most shocking moments in recent U.S. Olympic Trials memory.

Defending Olympic champion Athing Mu suddenly tripped and fell just a few just seconds into the final, which means the 22-year-old will miss out on the Paris Games.

In Mu's absence, Nia Akins , Allie Wilson and Juliette Whittaker finished 1-2-3 and are all going to their first Olympics.

Akins won her first U.S. Trials title in 1 minute, 57.36 seconds, topping Wilson by nearly a full second.

"I wasn't thinking about anything," Akins said. "I was just running. I'm just speechless. I don't know what to say."

• Nia Akins* | 1:57.36
• Allie Wilson* | 1:58.32
• Juliette Whittaker* | 1:58.45
• Michaela Rose | 1:59.32
• Sage Hurta-Klecker | 2:00.38
• Kristie Schoffield | 2:01.04
• Raevyn Rogers | 2:01.12
• Kate Grace | 2:02.37
• Athing Mu | 2:19.69 *Secured Olympic spot

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These Stunning Caribbean Caves Were Just Named One of the World’s Top Attractions by Tripadvisor

The Cayman Crystal Caves formed millions of years ago.

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The Cayman Islands have long lured visitors to its luxurious beaches and tropical forests. But in recent years, travelers have started going underground — literally — to the Cayman Crystal Caves , which was just named one of the top attractions in the world in Tripadvisor’s Travelers’ Choice Awards , announced this week.

Located on the Grand Cayman Island’s Northside, the attraction opened in 2016, with 1.5-hour guided tours leading visitors through a tropical forest and three caves. Formed millions of years ago, the caves were once underwater, as proven by fossilized shells and other signs of sea life. The slow work of Mother Nature, carving out the caves drip-by-drip with rainwater on the limestone has created stunning crystal-like stalagmites and stalagtites, giving the caverns an otherworldly feel.

The tour goes through an open-ceiling cave, a root one, and perhaps the most stunning, a lake cave, illuminated with lights . There’s also a chance to spot balsam trees, air plants, and even parrots and bats in the surrounding forests. For an even more unique adventure, there's also the Dusk to Dark Evening Bat Tour , where bats fly directly over your head and away into the sunset. 

While the caves had long been there, it wasn’t until the late businessman Christian Sorensen came to the area in the 1990s to survey the caves that the idea of opening them up to the public began. After all, his father Ole Sorensen had developed Barbados’ Harrison’s Cave, and the younger Sorensen thought he might be able to recreate its success in the Cayman Islands.

According to local reports, he spent 1997 to 2011 buying land and building infrastructure for the Cayman Crystal Caves. He finally began work on the exhibit in 2012 and opened it to the public in March 2016.

Now amassing more than 2,700 five-star reviews on Tripadvisor, the Cayman Crystal Caves are the only Caribbean site to make the top 25 list, earning the No. 5 spot, after far more well-known attractions: New York City's Empire State Building in first , Paris' Eiffel Tower in second, Amsterdam's Anne Frank House in third, and Barcelona's Basilica de la Sagrada Familia in fourth. 

“This attraction was the highlight of our vacation,” one recent visitor wrote on Tripadvisor, also commenting on the tour guide’s knowledge mixed with a sense of humor. “The three caves were breathtaking and I would highly recommend this attraction if you're spending time on the island!”

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US Olympic track and field trials: Winners, losers and heartbreak through four days

EUGENE, Ore. — The U.S. Olympic track and field trials has reached its halfway point. After four days of intense competition, the action on the track and the field will take a two-day break. The trials resume on Thursday.

But the first four days were filled with athletes earning their place on Team USA for the Paris Olympics .

Sha’Carri Richardson captured the women’s 100-meter title. Noah Lyles validated that he’s the fastest man in America and Ryan Crouser added to his resume as the best shot putter of all time .

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USA TODAY Sports highlights the winners and losers from the first four days of the U.S. Olympic track and field trials:

Sha’Carri Richardson

Richardson ran a season-best 10.71 to win the 100. Richardson went undefeated through the rounds. In the final, her acceleration and finish propelled her past the other sprinters as she crossed the finish line about a meter ahead of everyone else.

Richardson’s coach Dennis Mitchell also deserves a shoutout. Mitchell coaches Richardson, Melissa Jefferson and Twanisha Terry. The three women swept the 100, taking first, second and third to earn a trip to Paris.

Richardson is going to Paris as an early favorite for the fastest woman in the world crown. It’s been almost 30 years since an American woman has won an Olympic gold medal in the 100. Gail Devers is the last American woman to top the Olympic podium in the 100. She did it in 1996.

There’s not a sprinter having more fun than Lyles right now. Lyles and his family had a chance to hangout with Snoop Dogg prior to the 100 final, and then the sprinter proceeded to run a blistering 9.83 to win the 100. His time tied a personal best.

The 100 isn’t even Lyles’ strongest event. The 200 is Lyles’ best event. He’ll be the heavy favorite in the 200 once that competition begins on Thursday.

An American hasn’t won an Olympic gold medal in the 100 since Justin Gatlin in 2004. Lyles has a good chance to end the streak.

Quincy Wilson

Wilson was a winner at these Trials long before he finished sixth in the men’s 400 final , running against guys who were twice his size (and age). The 16-year-old high school sophomore stole the hearts of spectators at Hayward Field, and they’re sure to keep tabs on this budding phenom for years to come.

Wilson’s performance in Eugene was nothing short of spectacular. In the opening round of his event he shattered a 42-year-old under-18 record, then followed it up with an even better time in the semis. He was almost half a second behind his semifinal time in the final, but could still be put in the 4x400 relay pool.

The only positive about not making the 2024 Olympic team: Now he should have time to get his driver’s license.

Ryan Crouser

Crouser dealt with injuries this season, but he was still able to assert his dominance in the shot put. Crouser’s toss of 74 feet, 11 ¼ inches was good enough to win the shot put by over a foot. Crouser’s won gold at two straight Olympics. He has a chance to be the first shot put thrower in history to win three Olympic gold medals in the event. Even more impressive, he has a chance to accomplish the feat in consecutive Olympics.

Crouser is already the world-record holder in the event.

Christian Coleman

Coleman came into the trials as one of the favorites in the 100 and definitely a strong candidate to make the team in the event. But after the final he laid on the track in disappointment after finishing fourth in the sprint.

Coleman got out to a good start and had an early lead, but Noah Lyles, Kenny Bednarek and Fred Kerley all edged him out at the finish line.

The 60-meter world-record holder will likely be in the 4x100 relay pool in Paris.

Laulauga Tausaga-Collins

The reigning world champion in women’s discus, Laulauga Tausaga-Collins, had an (extremely) rough Monday. Tausaga-Collins fouled on all three attempts in the first round, which means she did not record a mark and will not compete in the discus final on Thursday. 

During the NBC broadcast of the qualifying round Tausaga-Collins looked totally out of sorts. Her throws were all over the place — literally. One attempt went flying onto the track (no one was hit or hurt). To add insult to injury, Tausaga-Collins was one of only three of the 24 women competing who have the Olympic qualifying standard, which means the U.S. might not send three competitors. 

McKenzie Long

Long, who won NCAA titles in the 100, 200 and 4x100-relay, didn’t get out of the semifinal in the 100. Long was on USA TODAY Sports’ top college athletes to watch list . She does, however, have a chance to make the team in the 200, which might just be her strongest event.

Eugene, Oregon

Where’s the love for TrackTown, USA? Despite being THE city known for loving — and understanding all the intricacies of — track & field, the town 100 miles south of Portland is again being hated on. This is the eighth time Eugene has hosted the U.S. Olympic track and field trials, and despite the well known “Hayward Magic” that athletes have gushed about for decades, many people are complaining (again) about the logistics of getting to Eugene.

There’s already whining about if the 2028 trials will again be in Eugene (organizers of the 2028 Los Angeles Games said Sunday that LA likely will not be ready to host the trials). We know it can be tough to get to Eugene — and hotel rooms are not exactly plentiful — but where else in the country do 12,000-plus fans pack in to cheer on the best in the world at running, jumping and throwing?

Bonus: There’s no sales tax in the state. 

The reigning Olympic champion in the 800 meters won't have a chance to defend her crown in Paris. Mu got tangled up with the other runners during the first lap and fell to the track . By the time Mu was able to regain her footing, she was in last place by a wide margin.

Mu continued to run but she was out of contention. As Mu ran down the home stretch the other competitors had already finished. She crossed the finish line in 2:19.69 and in last place. She was visibly emotional as she exited the Hayward Field track in what was a difficult season for the middle-distance runner.

Mu battled a hamstring injury for most of the 2024 season and made her season debut at the Olympic trials.

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2024 Rocket Mortgage Classic odds, picks, field: Surprising predictions by golf model that's called 13 majors

Sportsline's proven model simulated the rocket mortgage classic 2024 10,000 times and revealed its surprising pga tour golf picks.

Rickie Fowler will be out to defend his title when the 2024 Rocket Mortgage Classic gets underway on Thursday at Detroit Golf Club. Fowler's win at the 2023 Rocket Mortgage Classic ended a four-year PGA Tour victory drought for the 35-year-old. He enters this week as a 45-1 longshot in the latest 2024 Rocket Mortgage Classic odds. Fowler has had an inconsistent season in 2024, but is still ranked 50th in the Official World Golf Ranking.

World No. 16 Tom Kim headlines the 2024 Rocket Mortgage Classic field, and enters the week as the 12-1 betting favorite. Other top contenders include Cameron Young (14-1), Min Woo Lee (20-1) and Akshay Bhatia (20-1). Before locking in any 2024 Rocket Mortgage Classic picks, be sure to  see the golf predictions and projected leaderboard from the proven computer model at SportsLine .

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One major surprise the model is calling for at the 2024 Rocket Mortgage Classic: Young (14-1), who's among the top favorites this week at 14-1, stumbles and doesn't even crack the top 10. The 27-year-old American shot a 59 in the third round of the Travelers Championship, which was just the 13th sub-60 round in PGA Tour history. He started the day 11 shots back of the lead, but that round allowed him to ultimately post a top-10 finish. 

However, Young finished outside the top 30 in his previous six tournaments, missing the cut at the RBC Canadian Open while finishing T-62 at the RBC Heritage and T-67 at the U.S. Open. He is still seeking his first career PGA Tour victory after posting seven runner-up finishes. Young ranks 102nd on the PGA Tour in scoring average, making him a golfer to fade this week despite his historic third round at the Travelers Championship.  See who else to fade here .

Another surprise: Aaron Rai, a 40-1 longshot, makes a strong run at the title. The 29-year-old Englishman has flown under the radar, but has proven to be one of the most consistent players on the PGA Tour this year. He has four top-25 finishes in his last six starts, including a T4 at The CJ Cup Byron Nelson.

Rai also enters the week ranked highly in several key metrics. He is currently ranked seventh on the PGA Tour in strokes gained on approach (0.639), 10th in strokes gained tee-to-green (1.201), and 11th in total strokes gained (1.050). Given his recent form and consistency, Rai could be a target for anyone looking for a massive payday.  See who else to back here . 

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Blake Shelton Shares Hilarious Photo of Himself Biking Back to Hotel After He 'Drank So Much' in Italy

The country star celebrated his 48th birthday with wife Gwen Stefani in Italy

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Blake Shelton is changing up his ride while on vacation in Italy!

The country singer, 48, shared an inside look at his trip, where he celebrated his birthday with his wife, Gwen Stefani , 54. Shelton documented some of the fun-filled activities he enjoyed, including a shot of him riding a bike back to his hotel after he “drank so much.” 

“Thanks for the birthday wishes everybody,” he wrote on Instagram on Wednesday, June 19. “I’ve drank so much in Italy that Gwen wanted to be sure I made it back to the hotel safely… I’m still not there though…”

In the photo, the Grammy winner is seen riding a black bicycle and wearing a matching black helmet. He has a slight smile on his face as he cruises along the street. 

After his bike ride, Shelton posted a few more snaps of his birthday festivities along with an update that he “finally” found his hotel. 

“Thank you @gwenstefani for the greatest birthday ever!!!!! Plus we finally found the hotel…” he captioned the post. 

In the first shot, Shelton is wearing a disco ball helmet along with glasses that say “Happy Birthday” on them. The next slide shows the “Somebody Pour Me a Drink” singer sleeping in bed as silver balloons that read “Happy Birthday" surround him. 

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Stefani also took to social media to celebrate her husband of three years with an Instagram Reel that showcased some of their sweetest moments set to their song " Purple Irises ."

She captioned the post: "happy bday to the greatest, @blakeshelton 🤍 u are my everything !!” 

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The clip comes after the “Rich Girl” singer paid tribute to Shelton on Father’s Day. Stefani, who is mom to sons Kingston , 18, Zuma , 15, and Apollo, 10, included some snippets from the couple’s Oklahoma ranch where they also tied the knot in July 2021.

Shelton previously opened up about navigating farm life with Stefani while speaking to NYLON in April. 

“Gwen has an incredible sense for planting things: how to grow them and, once it’s growing, how to cultivate it, and when to prune something,” Shelton told the outlet. “I like to farm on a big scale, like corn or beans, acres at a time. She concentrates more on patches here and there and ends up farming things a little better than I do.” 

He continued, “Gwen has her own tractor now, and we’re working toward her one day soon being able to fire it up and go out to do her own thing on it.”

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• Why were the kids falling onto the grass?… Because it was a field trip.
• Where do cows go on field trips?…MOOOOvies. ( Cow Jokes )
• Clark Kent never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid… because he already had super vision. ( Superman Jokes )
• What is a snake’s favorite kind of field trip?…Hissss-tory! ( Snake Jokes )
• What kind of pants do ghosts wear on a field trip?…Boo jeans! ( Ghost Jokes )
• What dog keeps the best time on a field trip?…A watchdog. ( Dog Jokes )
• What did the dentist give to the marching band before the field trip?…A TUBA toothpaste. ( Dentist Jokes )
• What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?… I don’t know, but you better behave in their field trip!
• How was that Camping Field Trip?…Intense (in-tents)! ( Tent Jokes )
• What is a frog’s favorite drink on a field trip? … “croak – a – cola” ( Frog Jokes )
• Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun on a field trip? … Because he’s always a little short. ( Leprechaun Jokes )
• Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin Justin who?… Just in time for the field trip!
• How does a science teahcer freshen their breath on a field trip?… With experi-mints.
• Why do teachers wear sunglasses on field trips?… Because their students are so bright.
• What state has the loudest field trips?… ILL-I-NOISE. ( Illinois Jokes )
• What do librarians take with them when they go on a fishing field trip?… A bookworm.
• What do astronauts take on a school field trip?…Launch meat! ( Astronaut Jokes )
• Why was the broom late for the field trip?… He over swept.
• How do the fish get to a field trip?… The octobus!
• What is worse than finding a worm in your apple at lunch during a field trip?… Finding half a worm!
• What do you call a student with a dictionary in his pocket on a field trip?… Smarty pants.
• What does your computer do for lunch on the field trip?… It has a byte!
• Did you hear about the student who lost his left arm and leg on a field trip to the zoo?… He’s all right now. ( Zoo Jokes )
• Where do surfers go on field trips?… Boarding school.
• What did the bully have for lunch at the field trip?… A knuckle sandwich.
• An English teacher’s favorite breakfast for a field trip?… Synonym rolls.
• Why did the student throw her watch out of the school bus window on the field trip?… She wanted to see time fly.
• What do they do on the field trip at sheep school?…Have a baa-baa-cue.
• Why did the dog do so well on the school field trip?… Because he was the teacher’s pet.
• What is the blackboard’s favorite drink to bring on a field trip?… Hot chalkolate.
• What did the lobster do when the class went on a field trip?… It shellabrated.
• What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you during a field trip?… Pick them up and roll them back!
• What do you get when you throw a lot of books in the ocean during a field trip?… A title wave.
• Why did the bat miss the school bus for the field trip?… Because he hung around for too long.
• Why did the kid run during the field trip?… Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
• What kind of teacher passes gas during a field trip?… A tutor.

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